In my continuing effort to look like an idiot, exercise my First Amendment rights, and protect the world from evildoers, I took my Operation Open Carry Nerf show on the road to Walmart. This visit was difficult for several reasons: 1. I don’t like to shop at Walmart. […]
“And so it begins.” Gandalf, The Lord of the Rings. Today I launched my movement of one: Operation Open Carry Nerf. What is OOCN? It is me, a bright orange T-shirt, and my loyal Nerf gun protecting the community from evil doers. You can see my Not so […]
1. What’s your problem? I knew you would ask that. My problem (it is probably more like problems) is that people in my community are carrying guns openly like they live in the Wild West. 2. Haven’t you heard of the Second Amendment? I have. 3. You know […]
