Category: Operation Open Carry Nerf

OOCN: Walmart Edition

In my continuing effort to look like an idiot, exercise my First Amendment rights, and protect the world from evildoers, I took my Operation Open Carry Nerf show on the road to Walmart. This visit was difficult for several reasons: 1. I don’t like to shop at Walmart. […]


1. What’s your problem? I knew you would ask that. My problem (it is probably more like problems) is that people in my community are carrying guns openly like they live in the Wild West. 2. Haven’t you heard of the Second Amendment? I have. 3. You know […]