Day 177

Donnie I’m Gonna Build a Wall Trumpenstien has added a few more details to his bigly beautiful wall. Remember, it is going to be made of solar panels, thirty feet high…higher if Mexico still refuses to pay for it (so higher), and now it needs to be see through. Why see-through? Because Americans strolling next to the wall might get hit by Mexican drug lords launching drugs over the wall. So… just so I understand, let me write this out. The wall will be clear so Americans walking next to the wall won’t be hit by flying drugs. Are there people walking next to the wall right now? Why will there be more people? I’m pretty confused by this whole wall thing. Wasn’t the wall supposed to be done by now? Or was that ISIS would be defeated by now with Trump’s secret plan he wasn’t telling anyone? Is he holding on to that plan for his run in 2020? 

THE KUSH has to hire a new lawyer. Why? Because his old one saw the writing on the wall (different wall, this one isn’t clear, and is only 10 feet tall). THE KUSH seems to be in some legal jeopardy. He has revised his security clearance paperwork so many times he has White-out on top of White-out on top of White-out…there’s so much White-out that he could build a wall out of it. The first time he revised his form he added 100 people he had forgotten to list as contacts. Yep, nothing fishy about that. 

Shepherd Smith has had it. He went off the rails yesterday saying that there were too many lies to believe anything the Trumpeteers say. Of course, this is not what Fox News wants going on. All of the Faux Newz watchers were shocked to see something resembling the truth said on their channel and are now stocking up gold and water for the end times. 

The voter fraud committee dumped a whole bunch of private information on the internet of people who had complained about the voter fraud investigation. They left people’s email addresses, phone numbers, addresses, and redacted nothing before posting the complaints. This might be why people don’t want to give more information to these clowns. 

Healthcare is making its way to a vote. There are lots of side deals taking place to get to the number of needed votes. The problem is that the insurance companies have said the bill is “unworkable.” I’m sure the Donald will fix it. He is the deal maker.

All I want the Donald to fix is a souvlaki.

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