Happy 4th of July. Let’s all spend a moment today remembering that we still live in a pretty good place…it could be better, but Canada has it problems too. (It’s colder there…until global warming kicks in completely. They have a place called Canadian Tire that sells more than just tires. That’s confusing.)
Trump will be meeting with Putin next week, so Trump is doing a cleanse, trying to drop those few pounds before meeting with his BFF. Things on the docket to discuss:
1) How to fix the 2020 election.
2) Melania, best looking first wife, or best looking first lady of any leader ever?
3) How to get a few Trump towers built in St. Petersburg.
4) What workouts should Trump do to get that shirtless look going?
5) Is there a job for THE KUSH in Russia? Just in case things don’t work out.
7) The Ukraine.
8) Haircuts, and how to get a weave that no one will be able to recognize.
9) General Flynn.
10) North Korea.
Here’s to an excellent 4th. Stay safe and remember to eat at least one souvlaki.
Categories: A Year Of tRUMP