The Trumps are all together in the White House. I think this is a good thing. Maybe Melania and Barron can hide Trump’s phone, so he stops Tweeting at three am. 

Preet Bharara said that there is absolutely evidence of obstruction. He should know since he’s one of those lawyer dudes. 

Jefro Bowdeen Sessions will be testifying in a closed Senate session on Tuesday. This should allow the tiny, racist Keebler Gnome the freedom to speak about confidential matters and lay the groundwork for his perjury case. 

144 is one of those magical numbers, maybe something magical will happen today. You know what else is magical? Souvlaki!