Donnie comb-over is trying to cover something other than his bald spot by firing James Comey. Remember the good old days? Trump blew Comey a kiss…oh, I hate it when young love gets spoiled by Russian spying investigations. Some news agencies are reporting that Comey was handing out subpoenas when he got the sack. Speaking of sacks. The new FBI director will probably be a 150-pound bag of money named Ralphie. Oh, and on the international front, Anonymous predicted WWIII yesterday, and we are selling arms to Kurds in Turkey, which isn’t making Turkey happy. I hope his Trump building in Turkey doesn’t get shut down. You know what is better than a turkey sandwich? Souvlaki!