Donnie Big Tie skipped the White House Correspondents’ dinner and went to Penn for an election rally. People cheered him on as he explained how he was going to keep creating those coal jobs and opening those steam train factories. He invited President Dutarte to visit so he can learn how to move to the next stage of kleptocracy. Maybe Duarte can swing by Australia and pick up a souvlaki on the way.
South of the Strait 