Really? 250! President Agent-Orange-Julius-Caesar Dumpster-Fire-and-Fuhrer The-Radish-Shaped-Ruler The-Mini-Peach-Putin Von Trumplestillskin is still at war with the NFL and every God fearing American is supposed to be offended that a group of large men in tight pants don’t want to celebrate patriotism by standing during a song. Here’s what offends me, I have to drive by some idiot’s house who flies a confederate flag on my way to work. Anyone questioning that turnip head’s patriotism? Probably not. Something else that offends me is the idea that patriotism is indoctrination and not action. You want to be a superstar patriot, get off the couch and go do something good for your community.
Speaking of idiots, Roger “Hairplugs Can’t Fix Ugly” Stone is going to have to face Russian investigators this week. Do I want Stone to go to prison? Yes, simply because he’d have to explain his Nixon tattoo in the prison showers.
“Hey, boy, is that your daddy on your back?”
“No, that’s Richard Nixon.”
“You got a tattoo of Richard Nixon on your back?”
“Because I’m an idiot.”
“I thought so.”
If you’ve been reading the paper, or looking at a screen with news on it, you’ll have seen that Team Trumplestillskin thinks that traveling with regular people on a plane isn’t all that fun, but you know what is fun? Traveling by personal jet paid for by taxpayers. What else is fun? Using personal servers for White House email business. Yep, these clowns think the rules don’t apply to them. (History supports this belief. White guys with money generally don’t get arrested and put in jail. Unless they have stolen money from other richer whiter guys with money.) Where’s the moral outrage Faux Newz? Too busy covering the NFL Black Guys Kneeling story?
Two hundred fifty days…it feels like four thousand. When will this rolling circus hit a curb? Agent Mueller, stop talking to the Log Lady, she doesn’t know what is going on. Stay out of the red curtained room. One slice of cherry pie and a “damn fine cup of coffee” is enough to get you through the day. Wrap up the investigation and put Ivanka’s dad in jail.
I’ll be enjoying a few more souvlaki until then.