President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Dumpster-Fire and Fury Von Trumplestillskin has been asked by the Phoenix mayor to delay Trumplestillskin’s rally for another time…like the year 2050. Phoenix might be able to rise from the ashes but recovering from a Trump rally might be asking too much.  The Orangutan with a Twitter account is back … More Day 210

Is President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Dumpster-Fire and Fury Von Trumplestillskin’s administrative ship sinking? It sure feels like it because while Donnie John Trump is rearranging the deck chairs on the Make The Titanic Great Again ship. Everyone else is heading for the lifeboats. Tim Scott (R) and Bob Corker (R) both spoke directly at … More Day 211

Mr. Steven “Cirrhosis Face” Bannon has been traded for three white nationalists to be named later and a two-hundred-pound bag of mixed animal lard that’s been sitting in a backyard in Athens, Georgia for three months. Let’s look back on the good times we had with Mr. “Gastrointestinal Bleeding” Bannon. Let me see…what were the … More Day 212

Anyone else tired of all this winning? “We are going to win so much; you’ll get tired of winning.”- Agent Orange Julius Caesar Tossed Salad Dumpster-Fire and Fury Von Trumplestillskin.  Our elected National Embarrassment spent yesterday in his bathrobe watching all 17 episodes of Joanie Loves Chachi, and then he watched Faux and Friendz until … More Day 213

As we all prepare of the solar eclipse, President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Tossed Salad Dumpster-Fire and Fury Von Trumplestillskin…. WHERE DID THE REST OF MY POST GO? THE ECLIPSE MUST HAVE STOLEN IT! (I really didn’t realize that 80% of my post disappeared. I had a power outage at home.)  Here’s what it said:  … More Day 214

President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dumpster-fire and Fury Von Trumplestillskin watched the eclipse from the balcony of the dump on Pennsylvania Avenue. He did have protective glasses, but in an act that can only be described as his presidency in a nutshell, he took a moment to look directly into the sun without any … More Day 215

You know how scientists and doctors warned that looking at the sun during the eclipse could be dangerous? Well, the evidence was on display yesterday in Arizona. President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Trumpster-Fire and Fuhrer-The Mango Madman-Von Trumplestillskin held a campaign rally in Phoenix because the election in 2020 is right around the corner. The … More Day 216

Science Envoy, Daniel Kammen sent his letter of resignation to President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Trumpster-Fire and Fuhrer-The Mango Madman-Von Trumplestillskin yesterday. The letter had a secret code: Take the first letter of each paragraph and it will spell a word, IMPEACH. It would have been cooler if it spelled out WU TANG FOR LIFE, … More Day 217

THE KUSH has been MIA for a long time. Where has he been? No idea, but I know where he is today…creating peace in the Middle East. Yep, he met with the Palestinian Authority leadership and said that things were looking good. THE KUSH has lots of experience being a slumlord so if the Palestinians … More Day 218

Sheriff Joe “I Was Racist Before It Was Cool” Arpaio has gotten his pardon from President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Trumpster-Fire and Fuhrer-The Mango Madman-Von Trumplestillskin yesterday. Arpaio was convicted of contempt of court which sounds like he didn’t pay a parking ticket. Let’s be clear who this guy is. He didn’t pursue cases where … More Day 219