(Two days left.) Least racist person you’ll ever interview and most racist person I know, President Fatboy Agent Orange Julius Caesar Salad Hair Lord Dampnut Dumpster Fire and Furher Von Trumplestillskin Von Trumpenstein Von Jenius cannot catch a break when it comes to the Stormy Daniels controversy. For those who don’t know, Stormy is an “actress” who performs without a net… or anything else. She had an “encounter” with Trumplestillskin in 2006 and she was paid $130,000 in 2016 to be as quiet as a church mouse. Why is this a big deal? Well, he was married, but if Trumpenstein cheating on his wife is news to you, then you need to reset your hard drive. Does this type of action make him more available for blackmail? Yes. That should concern everyone. 

There is also some missing money from Trumpenstein’s inauguration. He said he would send the left-over money to charities… those charities haven’t gotten any money… yet… a year later. Obama’s inauguration cost $55 million. Bush’s was around $45 million. Trumplestillskin raised $107 million. Some of the money was used to decorate the White House and Mike Pence’s house… Are those charities? No doubt the money is gone, just like all Trumpenstein’s other charitable contributions. 

I’m going to make a charitable contribution to my stomach today… one souvlaki.