Least racist person you’ll ever interview and most racist person I know, President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Salad Hair Lord Dampnut Dumpster Fire and Furher Von Trumplestillskin Von Trumpenstein Von Jenius spent his MLK day golfing because as Dr. King said, “The long arc of justice bends towards the woods like a tee shot from the guy who said he would never vacation or golf.”
North Korea finally responded to Trumplestillskin’s big button claim. They said the statement was the spasm of a lunatic. Those North Koreans should be invited to the next White House Correspondents Dinner because their insults are fire. Dotard and now this… not bad.
DACA and a government shutdown have converged and El Presidente Loco seems to believe that he can blame the democrats and everyone will believe him. This is one of the more interesting aspects of his presidency. The GOP is stuck having to defend everything he says and he lies a lot. They don’t have to defend his lies, but they choose to defend his lies. The sh**hole countries is a good example. His defenders were all over the airwaves saying, “He said he didn’t say that, so I believe him.” This is the same guy who said Mexico was going to pay for the wall, who said he had a big button on his desk, who said Obama was born in Kenya, who said three million people voted illegally, who said he knew more about war than the generals, who said he had the biggest brain and knew the best words… this is the guy who they keep claiming never said “sh**hole” countries. Yep, I’m going with Dick Durbin on this one.
On Wednesday, after a two-week delay, Trumpenstein will be giving out the fake media awards. This is right out of the dictator’s handbook. There are days when I wonder who is dumber: Trumplestillskin, or his followers. It is a close call. The GOP mouth breathers are not going to win any Nobel Prizes, but then neither is Mr. Fire and Furher.
Mike “I’m Just Here for the Free Nachos” Pence couldn’t get up and leave yesterday’s sermon like he did at the Colts’ game. The pastor of the church took the GOP administration to task for their racist behavior and statements. I almost felt sorry for him but then I remembered he is from one of those sh**hole states that founded the KKK and voted for Trumpenstein.
Just five more days before it has been a year of souvlaki. Some things never get old.