Day 358

(Just one week left…) President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Salad Hair Lord Dampnut Dumpster Fire and Furher Von Trumplestillskin Von Trumpenstein Von Jenius’s WA DC hotel had a bad word projected on it yesterday. A word that El Presidente Loco used to describe people from nations without a majority of white people. I agree with him on one thing, we should loosen up the libel laws… to allow sh**hole countries to sue presidents who support foreign policies that make those nations unstable. 

Speaking of unstable, for about 30 minutes yesterday, the people of Hawaii thought there was a missile heading their way. Yeah, some guy hit the wrong warning button and sent out a warning that said it wasn’t a warning. I feel bad for the guy who did that by accident and bad for the people of Hawaii. But, in reality it is Trumpenstein’s fault. He’s the one who has ratcheted up the rhetoric and inflamed the situation in North Korea. For a stable jenius he sure has a lot to learn. 

Retiring Representative Jeff “Not a Snow” Flake said today that Trumplestillskin is using Stalin’s playbook to erode confidence in the news media. It would be nice if someone from the republican party who was still running for office stood up and said, “You know, I don’t think we should be lining up with this racist.” I’m still waiting for someone to grow a pair of souvlakis and stand up to this racist moron. 

Bannon and Lewandowski will be testifying before Mueller soon. I hope this is the final lap of the investigation. Mueller must be waiting for his order of handcuffs from Amazon to show up. I’m betting there aren’t enough handcuffs in WA DC to lock all the idiots up who colluded with the Russians. 

I’m going to collude with a souvlaki with Russian dressing today.

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