President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Salad Hair Lord Dampnut Dumpster Fire and Furher Von Trumplestillskin Von Trumpenstein Von Jenius’s defenders are on the airwaves saying that he isn’t a racist. I wonder what part of you dies when you defend someone who is obviously a racist? 

The liberal Wall Street Journal reported that Trumplestillskin’s lawyer paid a porn star $130,000 to keep quiet about an affair the Donald had in 2006. The payment was made just before Trumplestillskin announced he was running for President. So, there’s that. I doubt it makes any difference. He really could walk out on 5th Avenue and shoot someone, and his supporters would say, “Great shot. The stock market is at 25,000. I’m going to get a tax break.” In other words, I don’t care what he does as long as I get more that I did last year. You Trumpenstein supporters fill that empty space in your head and heart with money, I’ll fill mine with souvlaki.