Day 350

I know, three-hundred-fifty days… feels like ten years. 

President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Salad Hair Lord Dampnut Dumpster Fire and Furher Von Trumplestillskin Von Trumpenstein was defending his brain-power yesterday. He tweeted that he is a very stable genius. 

1. Real geniuses know they don’t have to brag.

2. Very is an unneeded word–stable genius, or genius is fine. A genius would know that. 

3. Saying something over and over does not make it true. 

4. Stable is the last word I’d use to describe Trumplestillskin. (Okay, maybe second to last– genius would be the last.)

5. Needing this much attention is SAD!

Looks like Ivanka “I Don’t have a nickname for her and I’ve been doing this 350 days?” Kushner might have been at the Trump Tower Russian collusion meeting too. The only person not in attendance appears to be El Presidente Loco. They were probably worried about his big brain fitting in the room. 

Come on, Mueller! Arrest everyone and put us out of our misery. I guess I’ll have to soothe my tummy with a souvlaki until then.

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