President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Lord Dampnut Dumpster Fire and Furher Von Trumplestillskin Von Trumpenstein greeted his guests at Mar-a-Lago with a “you all just got a lot richer” greeting. How nice, because if anyone needed more money it is the wealthy morons at Mar-a-Lago. When the homeless and poor crash the castle, I hope all the rich folks remember their history. After Trumplestillskin’s pronouncement, the guests all poured out bottles of $1000 wine, burned all the books in their libraries, and crashed their million-dollar yachts into each other. They were heard saying, “We’ll get new ones…and the insurance money will pay for it.” 

Steve “Grandma Glasses” Mnuchin got a box of horse shit delivered to his home yesterday. He didn’t order it, someone sent it to him. The DNA testing shows that the horse was not acting alone. 

Steve “My Face Fought the Road and The Road Won” Bannon has tossed THE KUSH under the bus. He did a speech where he blamed THE KUSH for all the Russian stuff and said that Jared was really immature. Hmm… name calling, bullying, doing what The Moooch said Bannon does… who’s the immature one?

The FBI foiled a terrorist attack in SF. Since that time, Trumpenstein has been attacking the FBI leadership. I’d like to think that his words are falling on deaf ears, but the MAGA crowd eats this stuff up. After Trump makes America great again, and then dies, who gets to be the next king? Don-Fredo? Ivanka? By that time, I’ll be locked up in a re-education camp anyway. Good luck everyone. I don’t think Santa Mueller is bringing me my gift this year. I’m used to it. I’ll just keep myself happy with another souvlaki.