President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dumpster Fire and Fuhrer Von Trumplestillskin Lord Dampnut Von Trumpenstein has signed his 1.5 trillion-dollar wealth-care bill/deficit-growth bill into law. Trumplestillskin said as he signed it, “Enjoy your extra twenty bucks a month suckers. Can’t wait to build that new Trump Tower in Moscow.” 

He then jumped on Air Force One and headed off to Mar-a-Lago to spend the holidays. I don’t begrudge the old man his holiday breaks because it won’t be long until the only vacation, he’s going to get are his conjugal visits from Melania… until she figures out she can stay married to him and not have to do THAT! 

The efforts to shut down the house investigation are increasing. Devin “This is your Brain on Tulare Water” Nunes should end up in jail for all his obstruction of the investigation, but instead he’ll probably end up as the next host of The Apprentice. I hope all the republicans supporting Agent Orange take a moment to read up on what happened to all the morons who supported Senator McCarthy in the 1950s. There isn’t going to be room in the hall of shame for these turnip heads. 

It’s Friday and like the other six days in the week, that means its souvlaki day.