President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dumpster Fire and Fuhrer Von Trumplestillskin Lord Dampnut Von Trumpenstein helped to prevent a terrorist attack… in Russia… with the help of information from the intelligence agencies he continues to bash. Donnie Orange Fingers called up his BFF, Vlad “The Election Impaler” Putin to let him know that St. Petersburg was going to be attacked. I hope El Presidente Loco didn’t say anything else, like “Here’s how we got the information,” but you know he did.
Roy “The Montgomery Mall Mauler” Moore will not concede. He recorded a statement that will play on Nickelodeon and Disney Kids to say he’s sticking with it and has a Santa outfit and candy for anyone who wants to drop by his house.
Things in the Santa Mueller investigation are heating up. Trumplestillskin’s lawyer has said that Mueller has illegally obtained emails from the Trumpenstein transition team. That’s rich… emails gotten illegally… the irony is rich with this group. Were those emails emails about getting Hillary’s emails illegally? Or, were those emails emails about Hillary’s emails that were emails about emails that she sent in regards to emails that were stolen by Russian Hackers (aka Wikileaks).
Put all this together: The CDC banning words, Faux Newz floating a banner that asked if there was a “coup” taking place by Mueller, the Orangutan in Chief continuing to call things “fake news” and attacking the Justice Department, FBI, and government agencies that are preventing the robber barons from taking everything, and Trumplestillskin’s lawyers saying that the investigation is illegal. What does all that add up to? Sounds like Santa Mueller will be fired to me. I’d bet it will happen right after everyone leaves WA DC for Christmas vacations.
The good news is that Santa Mueller has been a few steps ahead of the turnip heads he is investigating, and I really think he will bring all of us what we want for Christmas.
It should be a wild Christmas either way. Now, I’m going to sit back with my souvlaki and pretend everything is going to be okay.
Why is my page titled South of the Strait? Well I live in a far corner of the United States. I live in a small town south of the Strait of Juan de Fuca. If I was going to throw a rock across the strait it would land in Canada. I used to be an English teacher. I have worked in Westport, Port Angeles, and Sequim, Washington... and I did two years of substitute teaching in Coalinga, California.
I've moved around a lot, living in: Sterling,Kansas; Chicago; Jordan, Montana; Lemoore, California; Auckland, New Zealand; Spokane, Washington; Gambier, Ohio.
What do I write? For WordPress I used to print once a week for general comments. I wrote reviews of music concerts my daughter made me attend. (Each month she would want us to drive to Seattle to see a music group. I usually stood in the back watching weird stuff.) I also wrote about trips I have taken in Europe where I liked getting lost. I also wrote during the few months when my son was treated for cancer. (He is officially free of cancer of five years.) About three years ago I decided to stop writing blogs so I could concentrate on writing a few books. I have completed three books...or maybe four. I have now compiled my short stories poems and memoirs on Amazon. You can get it at Amazon now..."A Work In Progress"--Jon Eekhoff. I have been very close to getting a printed book called "Lost Summer" but I was never offered $1,000,000.00. (It's set in Paris, 1920's, with baseball, writers, artist, and actually true stuff.) I wrote a book about college basketball called "Laidlaw." It's kind of a mix of "Moby Dick" and a coach who is about to get fired so he takes his team out for a free drive around the West. My most recent book is "California Tales." These are connected stories about the missionary churches in California. They are sad, funny, inspiring, and odd. I had the entire book done in my head and had just one section to finish the next day...and that is when I fell 20 feet from my roof and landed on the cement. (Like a lot of men, I thought I could maintain my own roof instead of leaving it to the professionals.) I don't remember anything about my accident but I am told I was flown to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle. Though conscious and responsive after surgery to remove part of my skull, I don't remember anything from my first month there. I spent another month of Harborview working on walking, speaking, and writing. That was two years ago. As a TBI (Traumatic Brain Injury) survivor, I could have quit writing, but I am not going to quit. I work with the University of Washington Speech and Hearing Clinic.
So, here I am. I am married and live here in Sequim with my wife Cheryl. Our kids live in nearby cities. Writing is now an exhausting exercise, but something I plan to keep working on.
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