A Year Of tRUMP

Day 323

Rumor has it that President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dumpster Fire and Fuhrer Von Trumplestillskin Lord Dampnut Von Trumpenstein has lost his Twitter privileges. Take a peek at his twitter account for the past three days and you’ll notice a marked difference from his tweets from day 1-319. Some folks are saying it is probably because his tweet where he claimed to fire Flynn because he lied to the FBI could put him in some legal jeopardy. I doubt Santa Mueller is going to need any tweet evidence after he looks through Trumplestillskin’s Deutsche Bank loans. Some call it high risk loans, others call it money laundering and Russian influence.

Trumpenstein has been railing about the fake media this weekend while he campaigns for fellow sexual harasser, Roy “Mall Rat” Moore. Lots of people are saying the Moore will probably win, which just goes to show you who the party of family values really is. Hypocrites isn’t a strong enough word. 

The weekends have been for Mueller Time lately. I’m hoping he has been up burning the midnight oil and connecting the pieces so that he can bring us what we all want: a jump-suited orange man with tiny hands. I’ll take mine with a side of souvlaki.

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