It has begun…Santa Mueller dropped off his first Christmas gift this morning. General “Disregard for the Law” Flynn has copped a plea to being a liar and is working with Mueller to nail some of team Trumplestillskin.
The speculation is that THE KUSH is the next one to get named. He is thought to be the one who told Flynn to contact the Russians. He was called in to see Santa a few days ago, probably after Mueller had the Flynn deal, and I’d bet THE KUSH told Santa some lies. The kind of lies that get people like THE KUSH put in jail.
President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dumpster Fire and Fuhrer Von Trumplestillskin Von Trumpenstein must be sweating in his adult diapers today. It won’t be long until THE KUSH is given a deal to roll over on El Loco Presidente. Now, is THE KUSH self-centered enough to turn over the orange one? Will he go to jail for forty years to save his idiot father-in-law? Oh, man this nothing burger is delicious.
We all could still be killed by North Korea tomorrow. Trumpenstien could fire Mueller. A meteor could strike the Earth and kill us all, but right now, I’m loving where this is heading. I wonder what’s on Faux Newz right now. Probably something about the flag and the NFL.
I’m going to enjoy my souvlaki and wait for the next shoe to drop. Anyone think Monday is too soon?
Why is my page titled South of the Strait? Well I live in a far corner of the United States. I live in a small town south of the Strait of Juan de Fuca. If I was going to throw a rock across the strait it would land in Canada. I used to be an English teacher. I have worked in Westport, Port Angeles, and Sequim, Washington... and I did two years of substitute teaching in Coalinga, California.
I've moved around a lot, living in: Sterling,Kansas; Chicago; Jordan, Montana; Lemoore, California; Auckland, New Zealand; Spokane, Washington; Gambier, Ohio.
What do I write? For WordPress I used to print once a week for general comments. I wrote reviews of music concerts my daughter made me attend. (Each month she would want us to drive to Seattle to see a music group. I usually stood in the back watching weird stuff.) I also wrote about trips I have taken in Europe where I liked getting lost. I also wrote during the few months when my son was treated for cancer. (He is officially free of cancer of five years.) About three years ago I decided to stop writing blogs so I could concentrate on writing a few books. I have completed three books...or maybe four. I have now compiled my short stories poems and memoirs on Amazon. You can get it at Amazon now..."A Work In Progress"--Jon Eekhoff. I have been very close to getting a printed book called "Lost Summer" but I was never offered $1,000,000.00. (It's set in Paris, 1920's, with baseball, writers, artist, and actually true stuff.) I wrote a book about college basketball called "Laidlaw." It's kind of a mix of "Moby Dick" and a coach who is about to get fired so he takes his team out for a free drive around the West. My most recent book is "California Tales." These are connected stories about the missionary churches in California. They are sad, funny, inspiring, and odd. I had the entire book done in my head and had just one section to finish the next day...and that is when I fell 20 feet from my roof and landed on the cement. (Like a lot of men, I thought I could maintain my own roof instead of leaving it to the professionals.) I don't remember anything about my accident but I am told I was flown to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle. Though conscious and responsive after surgery to remove part of my skull, I don't remember anything from my first month there. I spent another month of Harborview working on walking, speaking, and writing. That was two years ago. As a TBI (Traumatic Brain Injury) survivor, I could have quit writing, but I am not going to quit. I work with the University of Washington Speech and Hearing Clinic.
So, here I am. I am married and live here in Sequim with my wife Cheryl. Our kids live in nearby cities. Writing is now an exhausting exercise, but something I plan to keep working on.
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