President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dumpster Fire and Fuhrer Von Trumplestillskin Von Trumpenstein did what he does yesterday. He tweeted something stupid. This time it was videos that he claimed were evidence of how Europe was a mess of Islamic terrorism run wild. Unfortunately, for El Loco none of the videos attached to the tweet were accurate. He got the videos from the British equivalent to the KKK. Nice work Mr. Fake news. Then, Sarah “Wednesday Addams” Huckabee Sanders went on to say it didn’t matter because it was true that Muslims want to hurt people. This is the type of argument we are getting from the White House podium these days? Talk about fake news. 

Speaking of fake. Apparently half of the comments supporting getting rid of net neutrality are from bots. Let’s just get this over and just plug in to the Matrix. 

THE KUSH is meeting with Mueller. Does this mean that Santa Mueller is putting forth the Flynn evidence and saying to THE KUSH, “You have a choice. Go to jail forever, or roll over on the fat orange guy with the long ties”? Oh, Santa Mueller stop teasing me. 

I hope THE KUSH was watching the Bosnian Croat General at his trial. Yikes! If you missed it. The general busted out a vial of poison and downed it like he was Vlad Putin knocking back vodka on election night. The general died at the hospital later. I’m not suggesting that THE KUSH take a similar route, but he might consider how he could get one of those vials in the tiny hands of you know who. 

The only thing I’m going to sneak into my hands is a souvlaki.