General Disregard-for-the-Law Flynn’s lawyers have been meeting with Mueller’s team. I hope they are finalizing a deal that will send team Trumplestillskin from the White House to the jail house. Lock them up! Lock them up! Lock them up! (At least THE KUSH and Don-Fredo.) Santa Mueller, please bring me the end of the Trumpenstein administration. 

I am a little concerned that the Trumpie Zombies won’t accept what Mueller finds. The amount of time that EL Loco Presidente has spent sowing the seeds of distrust about the justice department, the FBI, the media, and everyone who isn’t Russian is a sign that he knows it is only a matter of time before he is called to testify. Will completely irrational people be able to see the facts? I guess we’ll see. 

In an attempt to top all other idiotic public statements, President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dumpster Fire and Fuhrer Von Trumplestillskin Von Trumpenstein was honoring the Navaho Wind Talkers at the White House and decided it was the perfect time to call Senator Warren Pocahontas. What is wrong with this guy? Really? While meeting with a group of men who helped the US win WWII, you take the opportunity to take a swing at a political opponent? And you’re too dumb to understand that the name you’re calling Warren is racist? There is no way to explain this one away. I looked at the twitter reactions and all of the Trump Bots thought it was hilarious. This goes back to the idea that Trump isn’t his supporters’ president, he is their head troll. They don’t care if the US burns, they just want revenge. The power they want is the power to outrage the world. Who cares about anything else? 

The only power I want is the power to make a souvlaki magically appear during lunch.