All the morning news programs are speculating that Santa Mueller is circling above Team Trumpenstein. THE KUSH is already building an underground bunker under an underground bunker under the sands of Saudi Arabia. Don-Fredo is going to hide in his trophy room as the head of a wild pig. President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Salad Von Trumplestillskin is going to hide in a Russian nesting doll disguised as an orangutan.
I’m going to stock up on souvlaki and DVR Faux News so I can laugh all the way to the end.
Categories: A Year Of tRUMP