Day 309

Time Magazine and President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dumpster Fire and Fuhrer Von Trumplestillskin Von Trumpenstein are having a disagreement about Time’s Person of the Year. Trumplestillskin says they asked him to be that person and to have a photo shoot and interview. Time is saying that isn’t how it works. At this point, does it matter? To put it plainly, if you are the President of the United States of America and you still need someone to pat you on the back and say, “You’re awesome.” You have a problem. You need to seek counseling. You should understand that being POTUS is about as important as it gets. Ratings don’t matter, popularity doesn’t matter…getting things done for people matter. This is how shallow our Liar in Chief is. Next thing you know he’s going to insisting that he’s on the cover of Teen Beat too. 

What is Trumplestillskin doing this weekend? Golfing… as usual. He is also trying to dismantle the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau and get the FCC to kill net neutrality, so the little guy has that to look forward to. Oh, and the big tax break that all the super rich are going to get too. 

Our only hope for a sane end to this nonsense is Santa Mueller. He has been sharpening his knives for a long time, when are we going to see some KUSH carved up? Rumor has it that Flynn’s yammering is going to leave THE KUSH and Don-Fredo out in the wind. 

So, here’s your nothing burger for the day. Manafort, Popandopolous, and Flynn are all pretty much toast. So, SANTA MUELLER MUST HAVE BIGGER FISH on the line. DO IT! DO IT NOW! 

I’ll be tuning in with my souvlaki in one hand and the remote in the other.

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