Day 298

Don-Fredo Jr. has released a bunch of correspondence from Wikileaks …after the direct messages were exposed by the “Fake News.” Wikileaks was promising to help Trumplestillskin get elected if Don-Fredo did a little dirty work for them. The connections between Wikileaks and Russian intelligence have been established by many US agencies, so this looks bad for poor little Don-Fredo. Word of advice, don’t go fishing at Lake Tahoe with Steve Bannon anytime soon Don-Fredo. 

The ever-unraveling case of Roy “Ain’t no Commandment Against That” Moore got a little more disgusting yesterday. Gloria Allred is now representing another woman who claims she was molested by Moore. The most damning piece of information released yesterday was that Gadsden Mall banned Moore from the premises in the ’80s for predatory behavior. He was trying to pick up high school girls at the mall. Did he watch “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” too many times? Why didn’t he just drive a Camero and get a job at Stereo World? Most of the republican party is running away from this guy like he’s yelling “Allah Akbar” in a crowded mall. 

President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dumpster Fire and Fuhrer Von Trumpenstein Von Trumpenstillskin Jr. III is heading home after his very big, very very big successful trip to Asia. He praised President Duterte as he was leaving the Philippines because, you know, that’s the type of leader Trump wants to be. 

Trumplestillskin’s nominee for the Alabama Federal court position is coming under fire. Why? Well, because he is 36 and never tried a case. Everyone is saying he is unqualified and shouldn’t be a judge. Oh, and then there is the fact that he didn’t disclose he is married to a White House lawyer. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALABAMA? Draining that swamp one swamp creature at a time. 

You drain the swamp Trumpie, I’m going to drain another souvlaki.

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