President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Salad Dumpster Fire and Fuhrer Von Trumplestillskin Von Trumpenstein is in Vietnam. He’s about fifty years late, but his bone spurs couldn’t stop him this time. I’m beginning to think that he is made from butter (it explains his color) because every time he gets close to a heated issue he melts. China? China was his little whipping boy during the election and now he is BFFs with China. He melted like an orange dream-sickle on a hundred-degree day. 

We do know that he has the ability to say no, because his bodyguard is reporting that Trumplestillskin turned down a Russian offer to have five women visit his hotel room during his Miss Universe trip to Russia. We should give him a medal for his bravery. 

Roy “Yes, I Am A Lunatic” Moore will probably drop out of the Alabama Senate race before too long. He has accusations made against him that will probably be followed by more accusations. What is wrong with Alabama? First, they give us Jeffro Bowdeen Sessions and now this creep is on deck. Are there any normal people in Alabama? This is a rhetorical question …roll tide. 

General “Disregard for the law” Flynn is worried that is son is going to end up in prison for working with the Russians. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Maybe they can write a screenplay when they are locked in the same cell. 

One apple that has no tree is Stephen “Skynet is my Daddy” Miller. This fully operational bot was questioned by Santa Mueller. Can a robot be put in prison? This is an ethical question the Supreme Court will have to answer. My feeling is that we just unplug him and send him back to Westworld.

All of this intrigue has made me hungry, time for a morning souvlaki