Jeff “I’m Not a Snow” Flake went full Sarah Palin yesterday on the Senate floor. His call for a return to sanity will be followed by a bunch of tweets from the oval office no doubt. His colleague, Bob Corker, has started the hashtag of the year: #AlertTheDaycareStaff. Now we have a way to respond to Trumplestillskin’s tweets. Baby steps…baby steps.
We found out that the DNC and Hillary paid for the controversial Trumplestillskin dossier. That isn’t much of a surprise, but we don’t know which republican running against Trumpenstein started the dossier payments. (Yes, it started before Hillary.)
Paul “All Roads Lead To Russia” Manafort has one more charge added to his list: money laundering. It certainly looks like the Mueller investigation is piling up charges against him so he will roll over on team Trump. Let’s hope it happens soon.
The Niger tragedy is still unclear, but here’s my conspiracy theory. I think Betsy “When Bears Attack” DeVos’s brother will eventually get pulled into this thing. He’s the guy behind Blackwater. He’s also the guy who had secret meetings in the Middle East with THE KUSH. His company has been providing mercenary services for the US military for a long time. It’s time for him to answer some questions.
Somebody tossed a couple Russian flags at President Agent Orange yesterday. It was either a security breech, or the tourist picked them up from Trumplestillskin’s oval office desk.
If I’m going to toss anything at Trump it’s going to be a souvlaki.
Why is my page titled South of the Strait? Well I live in a far corner of the United States. I live in a small town south of the Strait of Juan de Fuca. If I was going to throw a rock across the strait it would land in Canada. I used to be an English teacher. I have worked in Westport, Port Angeles, and Sequim, Washington... and I did two years of substitute teaching in Coalinga, California.
I've moved around a lot, living in: Sterling,Kansas; Chicago; Jordan, Montana; Lemoore, California; Auckland, New Zealand; Spokane, Washington; Gambier, Ohio.
What do I write? For WordPress I used to print once a week for general comments. I wrote reviews of music concerts my daughter made me attend. (Each month she would want us to drive to Seattle to see a music group. I usually stood in the back watching weird stuff.) I also wrote about trips I have taken in Europe where I liked getting lost. I also wrote during the few months when my son was treated for cancer. (He is officially free of cancer of five years.) About three years ago I decided to stop writing blogs so I could concentrate on writing a few books. I have completed three books...or maybe four. I have now compiled my short stories poems and memoirs on Amazon. You can get it at Amazon now..."A Work In Progress"--Jon Eekhoff. I have been very close to getting a printed book called "Lost Summer" but I was never offered $1,000,000.00. (It's set in Paris, 1920's, with baseball, writers, artist, and actually true stuff.) I wrote a book about college basketball called "Laidlaw." It's kind of a mix of "Moby Dick" and a coach who is about to get fired so he takes his team out for a free drive around the West. My most recent book is "California Tales." These are connected stories about the missionary churches in California. They are sad, funny, inspiring, and odd. I had the entire book done in my head and had just one section to finish the next day...and that is when I fell 20 feet from my roof and landed on the cement. (Like a lot of men, I thought I could maintain my own roof instead of leaving it to the professionals.) I don't remember anything about my accident but I am told I was flown to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle. Though conscious and responsive after surgery to remove part of my skull, I don't remember anything from my first month there. I spent another month of Harborview working on walking, speaking, and writing. That was two years ago. As a TBI (Traumatic Brain Injury) survivor, I could have quit writing, but I am not going to quit. I work with the University of Washington Speech and Hearing Clinic.
So, here I am. I am married and live here in Sequim with my wife Cheryl. Our kids live in nearby cities. Writing is now an exhausting exercise, but something I plan to keep working on.
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