Day 266

President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Dumpster- Fire and Fury Von Trumplestillskin signed an executive order to end subsidies for Obamacare. So this is the repeal and replace? This is the better, cheaper plan? This is going to help out those coal miners in West Virginia? What this is, for those of you not paying attention, is Trumpenstein doing the only thing he knows how to do. Sign executive orders to kill programs that help people or have Obama’s name on them. The only group he is interested in helping is his buddies at Mar-a-Lago. Too bad there weren’t paper towels at his signing ceremony, he could have tossed them out to people losing their healthcare. 

If you want to see something entertaining, watch Rand Paul at the ceremony. He looks like a hostage in an ISIS video. 

If you want to be even more entertained go back and look at old tweets Trumpenstein made about Rand “This IS My Real Hair” Paul during the election. Our president is all class. 

Speaking of class, Trumplestillskin was being interviewed by Sean “GI Joe Hair” Hannity at a military base. The lowering of the flag ceremony began, along with the playing of Retreat Bugle call, and Trumpenstein didn’t stand and put his hand over his heart as required by the rules of the super patriot game. In fact, he sat through the ceremony and talked to the empty-headed animal posing as a newsman. 

Well, there you go. Welcome to Trump’s America. A nation where white rich guys get to break all the rules and everyone else is an enemy of the state. 

I’m going to drown my sorrows in a gallon of tzatziki sauce.

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