President Agent-Orange-Julius-Caesar Dumpster-Fire-and-Fuhrer The-Radish-Shaped-Ruler The-Mini-Peach-Putin Von Trumplestillskin slipped a brain disk yesterday. Somebody needs to reboot his hard-drive and insert the “Presidential” floppy disk. He attacked John “Brain Cancer Made Me a Maverick Again” McCain. He said NFL players should be fired for exercising their First Amendment rights. He uninvited Steph Curry after Curry said that he wouldn’t be going to the White House to celebrate the NBA championship. (Trumplestillskin must realize that you can’t un-invite someone after they said no.) T-Rump was like a blonde-wigged, racist spinning top, as he spoke to a group of turnip-headed Alabaman Trump supporters in a state so backwards they forgot that cotton candy and cotton are two different things. The crowd cheered, raising their pitchforks above their overall covered torsos. (Alabama state motto: We have shirts, but we don’t need ’em, we got overalls.)
North Korea’s atomic test center collapsed today, either from an earthquake or from the fire and fury of Trumplestillskin’s rhetoric. Un will rebuild…and Trump will pay for it…according to Un.
Betsy “Free Education Is For Little People” Devos has revoked Title 9 protections and will be visiting the state of Washington this week. I’m sure Seattle will give her a warm PNW welcome. Maybe she should spend time in a state that has low test scores and needs to have their public schools fixed. Here’s how you find those states: The red ones, the ones that voted for Trump.
I’m heading to Seattle today too…you’ll find me looking for a souvlaki in the Fremont district.
Categories: A Year Of tRUMP