Paul “Get the Cannoli Leave the Gun” Manafort had private briefings with a Russian billionaire (aka Russian Spy) during the presidential campaign. Manafort must feel like he has a python wrapped around him as Mueller continues to apply pressure. Mueller has begun to sing Trust In Me from The Jungle Book soundtrack (available on iTunes) to Manafort.
Melania “I’m Just Here So I Don’t Get Fined” Trumplestillskin gave a rousing anti-bullying speech…In other news, Eva Braun delivered a speech on the pros and cons of opening a second front with Russia during a European land war.
Jimmy Kimmel knows more about the republican healthcare bill than a republican senator cassidy (he doesn’t deserve any capital letters). Yep, we live in a country where our comedians know more than those who make the laws.
President Agent-Orange-Julius-Caesar Dumpster-Fire-and-Fuhrer The-Radish-Shaped-Ruler The-Mini-Peach-Putin Von Trumplestillskin either had trouble pronouncing Namibia or believes there is an African country called Namibia. Maybe Namibia is where Frederick Douglass was been working on the cure for Covfefe. Or is Namibia where all those illegal votes for Hillary came from. Either way, I’ve got some emails to answer, there’s a Prince from Namibia who says he just needs my bank account number and I’ll be rich.
I’m spending it all on souvlaki.
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