President Agent-Orange-Julius-Caesar Dumpster-Fire-and-Fuhrer The-Mini-Peach-Putin Von Trumplestillskin was back on Twitter yesterday. He retweeted a gif of him hitting a golfball that struck Hillary and knocked her down. This the President of the United States…retweeting a gif…long sigh. You’d think he didn’t have anything to do. He is going to be speaking at the UN today. His main speech writer, Stephen “Robot Recall” Miller is going to have his challenges with this one. He can’t use any big words, because Trump never reads the speeches until his sees them on the teleprompter. Don’t believe it, watch as he reads his speeches, it’s like he gets surprised by what he is saying. “We will go to Mars.” Nods, smiles, mouths, “Wow, we’re going to Mars. Who would have known?” 

Alec Baldwin won an Emmy for his portrayal of the POTUS. I wasn’t sure if the award was for bravely portraying the Trumpster-fire, or for managing to play the President without getting sick all over himself. The highlight of the Emmy Awards was Sean “Spicy” Spicer’s appearance. Very funny. 

Michael “Resting Worried Face” Cohen will be testifying in front of the Senate Intelligence Committee tomorrow. Cohen is one of Trumplestillskin’s business partners and knows where all the Russian money is buried. Good luck Cohen. Enjoy your Fifth Amendment. 

I’ll enjoy a souvlaki.