A Year Of tRUMP

Day 240

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President Agent-Orange-Julius-Caesar Dumpster-Fire-and-Fuhrer The-Mini-Peach-Putin Von Trumplestillskin is refusing to release the guest sign-in at Mar-a-Lago. Why would anyone be interested in that? Well, I managed to obtain a secret copy and have transcribed the visitors below (the list is in rank order of number of appearances): 

Name Purpose

1. Vlad Putin: Checking in on my BFF (I still have the tape.)

2. Igor Radmonovich : Bribery for Trump Tower Moscow

3. Dennis Rodman: Applying for North Korean Ambassador

4. Barron Trump: I want my allowance!

5. Don-Fredo Trump: I want my allowance!

6. China: Dropping off MAGA hats

7. The Mooch: Looking for my house keys

8. Koch Bros: Bribery

9. Exxon Corp: Bribery

10. David Duke: New secret hand gesture

11. Ghost of Hitler: Just checking in on new “plan”

12. Joel Olsteen: Praying for more money

13. Ted Nugent: Wango Tango

14. Fox Newz: Picking up talking points

15. Hurricane Irma: Passing through

16. Richard Spencer: One good guy, visiting another good guy

17. Tiffany Trump: I want my allowance!

18. Eric Trump: I just want someone to love me

19. Sarah Palin: Putting lipstick on a pig

20. Land Shark: Pizza delivery

In other news, Sheriff David “Milwaukee Doesn’t Have Enough Cowboy Hats” Clarke has been told to rewrite his thesis or he will lose his degree. I doubt he’s too worried about it, he can get his next degree the same place he got all those medals he has on his uniform: Chuck E Cheese.

Facebook turned over its Russian ad information only after it had been ordered to by the courts. Mueller seems to be digging into how Russia fixed the election. After 240 days, he needs to hurry up. I want to get back to posting cat videos and eating something other than souvlaki.

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Why is my page titled South of the Strait? Well I live in a far corner of the United States. I live in a small town south of the Strait of Juan de Fuca. If I was going to throw a rock across the strait it would land in Canada. I used to be an English teacher. I have worked in Westport, Port Angeles, and Sequim, Washington... and I did two years of substitute teaching in Coalinga, California. I've moved around a lot, living in: Sterling,Kansas; Chicago; Jordan, Montana; Lemoore, California; Auckland, New Zealand; Spokane, Washington; Gambier, Ohio. What do I write? For WordPress I used to print once a week for general comments. I wrote reviews of music concerts my daughter made me attend. (Each month she would want us to drive to Seattle to see a music group. I usually stood in the back watching weird stuff.) I also wrote about trips I have taken in Europe where I liked getting lost. I also wrote during the few months when my son was treated for cancer. (He is officially free of cancer of five years.) About three years ago I decided to stop writing blogs so I could concentrate on writing a few books. I have completed three books...or maybe four. I have now compiled my short stories poems and memoirs on Amazon. You can get it at Amazon now..."A Work In Progress"--Jon Eekhoff. I have been very close to getting a printed book called "Lost Summer" but I was never offered $1,000,000.00. (It's set in Paris, 1920's, with baseball, writers, artist, and actually true stuff.) I wrote a book about college basketball called "Laidlaw." It's kind of a mix of "Moby Dick" and a coach who is about to get fired so he takes his team out for a free drive around the West. My most recent book is "California Tales." These are connected stories about the missionary churches in California. They are sad, funny, inspiring, and odd. I had the entire book done in my head and had just one section to finish the next day...and that is when I fell 20 feet from my roof and landed on the cement. (Like a lot of men, I thought I could maintain my own roof instead of leaving it to the professionals.) I don't remember anything about my accident but I am told I was flown to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle. Though conscious and responsive after surgery to remove part of my skull, I don't remember anything from my first month there. I spent another month of Harborview working on walking, speaking, and writing. That was two years ago. As a TBI (Traumatic Brain Injury) survivor, I could have quit writing, but I am not going to quit. I work with the University of Washington Speech and Hearing Clinic. So, here I am. I am married and live here in Sequim with my wife Cheryl. Our kids live in nearby cities. Writing is now an exhausting exercise, but something I plan to keep working on.

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