Steve #GrandmaGlasses#ISpentHighSchoolStuffedInALocker Mnuchin asked for a military jet to take him on his honeymoon. His ex-actress, ex-model wife #FaceBySurgeon#PantsByVersace wanted to fly to their honeymoon on the taxpayer’s dime. I think this is an excellent idea…all Americans should get private jets to fly to their honeymoons. Who cares about universal healthcare and free college tuition? I want my honeymoon trip to New Zealand. Where’s Bernie Sanders on this one?
Sarah “1970s Cher Hair” Huckabee-Sanders wants ESPN’s Jamele Hill fired for tweeting that President Agent-Orange-Julius-Caesar Dumpster-Fire-and-Fuhrer The-Mini-Peach-Putin Von Trumplestillskin is a white supremacist. I mean, what would lead Hill to tweet that? The pardoning of Arpaio? The support of the “good people” who chanted blood and soil and Jews will not replace us? The revoking of DACA? Calling Mexicans rapists and murderers? It isn’t like he’s walking around in a sheet with eye holes. I do agree with Huckabee-Sanders. If people tweet offensive things, they should lose their jobs. “Welcome to your new office, President Pence.” I think Texas will be looking for a new Senator to replace Ted “Porn” Cruz-ing too.
The democrats say they have a deal with Trump on DACA, but Trumplestillskin tweeted that no such deal exists. The democrats need to go furniture shopping to seal the deal. I think a nice rocking chair for Trumpster-Fire’s retirement would be the perfect gift.
North Korea has announced they are going to sink Japan and turn the US into ashes and darkness. Is this a global warning threat? North Korea has suddenly started their long game of melting the polar ice caps and flooding Japan. Um…hey North Korea, that will flood you too. Or, maybe Un got a Battleship game for his birthday and wants to pretend to sink Japan…”Oh no, you sank my battleship.”
I’m going to sink my teeth into something delicious: Souvlaki!
Why is my page titled South of the Strait? Well I live in a far corner of the United States. I live in a small town south of the Strait of Juan de Fuca. If I was going to throw a rock across the strait it would land in Canada. I used to be an English teacher. I have worked in Westport, Port Angeles, and Sequim, Washington... and I did two years of substitute teaching in Coalinga, California.
I've moved around a lot, living in: Sterling,Kansas; Chicago; Jordan, Montana; Lemoore, California; Auckland, New Zealand; Spokane, Washington; Gambier, Ohio.
What do I write? For WordPress I used to print once a week for general comments. I wrote reviews of music concerts my daughter made me attend. (Each month she would want us to drive to Seattle to see a music group. I usually stood in the back watching weird stuff.) I also wrote about trips I have taken in Europe where I liked getting lost. I also wrote during the few months when my son was treated for cancer. (He is officially free of cancer of five years.) About three years ago I decided to stop writing blogs so I could concentrate on writing a few books. I have completed three books...or maybe four. I have now compiled my short stories poems and memoirs on Amazon. You can get it at Amazon now..."A Work In Progress"--Jon Eekhoff. I have been very close to getting a printed book called "Lost Summer" but I was never offered $1,000,000.00. (It's set in Paris, 1920's, with baseball, writers, artist, and actually true stuff.) I wrote a book about college basketball called "Laidlaw." It's kind of a mix of "Moby Dick" and a coach who is about to get fired so he takes his team out for a free drive around the West. My most recent book is "California Tales." These are connected stories about the missionary churches in California. They are sad, funny, inspiring, and odd. I had the entire book done in my head and had just one section to finish the next day...and that is when I fell 20 feet from my roof and landed on the cement. (Like a lot of men, I thought I could maintain my own roof instead of leaving it to the professionals.) I don't remember anything about my accident but I am told I was flown to Harborview Medical Center in Seattle. Though conscious and responsive after surgery to remove part of my skull, I don't remember anything from my first month there. I spent another month of Harborview working on walking, speaking, and writing. That was two years ago. As a TBI (Traumatic Brain Injury) survivor, I could have quit writing, but I am not going to quit. I work with the University of Washington Speech and Hearing Clinic.
So, here I am. I am married and live here in Sequim with my wife Cheryl. Our kids live in nearby cities. Writing is now an exhausting exercise, but something I plan to keep working on.
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