Day 232

The winning won’t stop. Here I am sitting at my computer getting tired of all the winning. Let’s chalk up one more win for the 9th Circuit Court. They just smashed Trumplestillskin’s travel ban…again. This time they said extended family members included far flung family members like aunts, uncles, and grandparents. I don’t know if President Agent-Orange-Julius-Caesar Dumpster-Fire-and-Fuhrer The-Mini-Peach-Putin Von Trumplestillskin even remembers that he tried to ban Muslims from the US. He’s got bigger trout to catch. 

No one knows what Donnie-Fredo-Trumpo jr. said yesterday when he was questioned, but we do know there were “gaps” in his testimony and three more contacts with Russians that were previously unreported. Oh well, a lie from a Trump is like seeing a rat at a dump. At first, you’re like, “Oh my God!” but then after a little bit you see rats everywhere and it’s not quite as creepy. “Oh, it’s just another rat.” 

Like FBI Director Wray (Paul Rudd’s ugly brother) said, I don’t smell “a whiff of interference” between the Trumplestillskin administration and the Russian investigation… Um…how did you get your job, dude? Wasn’t the previous FBI Director investigating Russian interference? What happened to Comey? Oh, yeah, he got fired because as Trump-roast said to the Russian Ambassador, “I fired Comey because of the Russian stuff.” Yep, keep moving people. Nothing to see here. 

Irma heads to Florida, an 8.0 earthquake in Mexico, and Kid Rock is running for public office. Kid Rock is running on the platform of “F— any M—–F—— who disrespects the National Anthem.” It is this kind of clear thinking that we need in WA DC. Yep, Senator Kid Rock, the guy who brought the US the law that says everybody must stand for the playing of the National Anthem. This is the bold kind of thinking that we need in these times. Who needs competent men and women to help others after disasters? We need more people who value the National Anthem above all else. Is it time for the Democrats in Michigan to get Eminem to run for office against Kid Rock? Instead of debates they could do some rap battles and find out who the real Slim Shady is. 

In our race to the bottom, let’s enjoy the last few days of existence. Have a souvlaki and relax.

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