For the third time in 220 days, President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Trumpster-Fire and Fuhrer-The Mango Madman-Von Trumplestillskin didn’t do anything too crazy yesterday. So, if the pattern persists (and Trump-roast keeps his job all four years) we should have about 24 days out of 1460 where Trumplestillskin doesn’t set the world on fire. 

He did manage to tweet out a book recommendation this morning…Sheriff David Clarke’s new book (hopefully not as plagiarized as his Master’s thesis) “Under Fire.” Is it illegal to use the office of the president to boost sales? Seems to be ethically dubious to me, but I’m pretty sure people who agree with Trump’s world view won’t read more than 140 characters. It isn’t exactly like getting the Oprah stamp of approval. 

Mueller is examining Flynn’s attempts to contact Russian hackers to find Hillary’s 30,000 missing emails. Anyone else hoping that this speed up a little bit? A slow moving investigation indicates a thorough approach, but at some point I want people to be locked up before they start dying of old age. 

Trump will visit Texas after the flooding is done. That’s probably best, no one needs two disasters in the same place at the same time. Let’s hope he gets some of that Tex/Mex food while he’s visiting. Then he can retract that tweet that said the best taco bowls are at Trump Tower. 

I’m going to stick to what I know, souvlaki.