Sheriff Joe “I Was Racist Before It Was Cool” Arpaio has gotten his pardon from President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Trumpster-Fire and Fuhrer-The Mango Madman-Von Trumplestillskin yesterday. Arpaio was convicted of contempt of court which sounds like he didn’t pay a parking ticket. Let’s be clear who this guy is. He didn’t pursue cases where the victims were Hispanic. Women were raped, children were molested, and people were illegally detained. Arpaio decided that “those” people don’t deserve justice because they have a different skin tone. That’s the guy Trumplestillskin pardoned. Some pundits are saying that this pardon is a signal to his folks under investigation for Russian collusion. “Hey, I’ll pardon anybody so don’t tell those guys about me. I got your back.” 

Trump-roast also banned transgender people from joining the military because he doesn’t want to pay for people to get gender reassignment surgery. I love the moral outrage when people talk about their tax dollars paying for things like this. How about focusing your moral outrage on the 2,000 scripture passages about helping the poor? We always have tax dollars for bullets, bombs, wars, Viagra, trips to golf courses, flights to look at the gold in Fort Knox, and spray tans. 

Sebastian “My Name Sounds Like I’m A Russian Spy Because I Am” Gorka has either stepped down or been fired. He claims he quit because the globalists are taking over the rolling Trumpster-Administration-Fire. Other folks are saying that he was fired. The important thing is that he is gone. That leaves Steven “Even Skynet Quality Control Can Make Mistakes” Miller as the last white nationalist in the Oval Office. Well, that is if you don’t include the leader of the Faux Newz world: Donnie Johnnie Trumpie. The next time we see Bannon, Gorka, Miller, and Trump in the same place will be the trial. I hear prison food isn’t too bad. Mashed potatoes Mondays, Taco Tuesday, Wheat Bread Wednesday, Thai Thursday, French Fry Friday, Saturday Soup, and Souvlaki Sunday.