Kenneth Frazier, the CEO of Merck, resigned from Trump’s advisory board because of Trump’s response to yesterday’s white supremacist violence. It took one hour for President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Dumpster-Fire and Fury Von Trumplestillskin to call out Frazier BY NAME and condemn him. ONE HOUR! Why can’t he do the same with the Nazi Trailer Park Trash that gathered in Charlottesville? (Hint, it has something to do with his supporters.) #fireBannon #fireStephenMiller #fireGorka

Mike “I Sold My Soul And All I Got Was To Be VicePresident While the World Burned” Pence translated Trumplestillskin’s statement while he was signing a trade agreement with avocados…or a country that produces avocados. Pence said that Trump meant that Nazis were bad. WELL, WHY DIDN’T HE SAY THAT THEN? You can’t have your avocados and eat them too. 

You know what goes well with a side of avocado? Souvlaki.