President Agent Orange Julius Caesar Lord Dampnut Von Trumplestilskin has tweeted out a classified report about North Korea loading cruise missiles onto boats. The reports come from an anonymous source and according to Nikki Haley contain classified information. Will everyone’s favorite racist garden gnome Jeffro Bowdeen Sessions prosecute the Trumpster fire for leaking? I doubt it because this leak is the kind the Orangutan in chief likes and Jeffro needs to keep his job. No one is hiring tiny elves…cookies can be made by machines now. Yep, you heard it here first.
Speaking of leaks, the climate report has been delivered to the failing New York Times. Why? Because the scientists think Trump-roast will change the results so climate change no longer exists. This is going to be the new republican motto: We ignore the obvious, and inflate the moronic. It’s a winning formula.
Chicago is suing the DOJ for trying to make them uphold illegal laws. Does that make sense? The feds want Chicago to violate people’s rights. This is a good first step toward having me arrested and put in a reeducation camp. I’ll be the tall guy in the corner saying, “Give souvlaki a chance!”
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