10 Things I learned in Stockholm

The best King George slaying the dragon statue is in Stockholm.

Some flea market items aren’t worth asking about.

I read about the great art in the Stockholm metro system…I must have been in the wrong metro stops.

Watch out for arrows to the crotch, pole dancing might happen on this metro car, no smoking, dogs wear bonnets, Big Brother is Watching!

(Grumpy old man observation.) If you are in a church and there are areas roped off, that means don’t go there. I don’t care if you have had piano lessons for ten years and really want to tickle the ivories…don’t do it. And if you are a parent of a kid playing a piano in a roped off area I hope you have fun explaining to the judge why your kid never learned to follow rules.

This is a thing.

Your metro pass can be used on the harbor ferry.

Rats in Stockholm are well fed.

The changing of the guard in Stockholm is fun.

Stockholm’s weather can be confusing.

Sunny

20 minutes later

Monsoon