When the devil shows up to your tram stop it’s time for a selfie.
When the devil gets on your tram and looms in the back, you might consider getting off at the next stop and seeing if Jesus is on the next tram. You never know in Prague.
Sometimes shorts and pants have to meet somewhere in the middle.
If you stop in for a dessert and coffee in an Art Deco wonderland café you may never get your dessert. That’s okay, I’m sure there is a reason you didn’t get your apple cake…like the waiters suck.
If you are trying to decide whether you should get a Trdelnik in Budapest or Prague, it is no contest. In Prague, they put ice cream inside it. In Budapest, when you ask if you can get some ice cream inside the Trdelnik they say, “No,” and then ignore you like you are a Gypsy beggar. Get it in Prague.
There is never a bad time to be on the Charles Bridge.
Sometimes advertising for hot dogs is tough.
There is a very small and cool 9/11 monument next to the southwestern side of Charles Bridge.
Monks make good beer.
I’ll never get over seeing these little monuments all over Europe. These are located outside apartments and homes of people who were killed during the Holocaust. Look down as you walk the streets and you will see them.
The Vltava River can flood big time.
The Czechs have set up these floodwalls to prevent further damage. They have metal walls they can connect to this base when the waters start to rise.
The stained glass in St. Vitus’ Cathedral is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I’m sure there are lots of good times to see the glass, but during the summer go as soon as the doors open (9AM) and move to the southwestern side of the cathedral. Most tour groups arrive around 9:30 so you’ll have some great alone time with this.
It isn’t hard to find the Lennon Wall and it is worth finding. I saw lots of people who were close to it and looking at maps. It’s right across from the French Embassy so follow your wine diviner and you’ll find it.
This sign means something: 1. Watch out for houses on sleds when you are driving on a soccer field, 2. Adults in Prague have tiny heads, 3. Your hands will be chopped off if you play soccer in Prague.
The best garden in Prague is hidden but worth finding. You will have to work to locate it, but once you do you can wander for about an hour and pretend to be someone special. http://www.vrtbovska.cz 
Kafka’s Head is the greatest piece of public art ever! I could spend hours watching this thing.
There is no better city for taking pictures with statues. Even if your wife thinks you are an immature idiot, it is worth getting a few gems for your FaceBook profile picture.
This does not mean there is an illuminati worship center in the airport…but it could.
Beer is inexpensive and really good in Prague, but this is just playing with fire.
There are lots of statues that are supposed to bring you good luck when you touch certain parts of them, but this is the kind of luck I’m not interested in.
This suit of armor is called The Draymond Green protector. (This is a joke that only .005% of my readers will get, but I’m okay with that.)
David Cerny created the Kafka Head and many other pieces of public art in Prague. This one is outside the Kafka museum. When it was first introduced you could text a message to the peeing guys and they would spell out your message in water. Yes, that is a map of the Czech Republic they are peeing on.
When you are trying to buy tickets to get into the Kafka museum and the machine printing the tickets breaks, and the guy who was selling tickets leaves his post to look at Kafka postcards without saying what is going on, and a tech guy shows up to fix things but can’t explain anything because he doesn’t speak English (which is okay because it is the Czech Republic), and the other cash register is for “T-shirts, posters, and books” only, you are permitted to say, “This is Kafkaesque,” three times.
Prague is a magical city. It is a city where men who are 5’3” can wear pants with these measurements. Yeah, even if it is metric his inseam is 10 whatevers longer than his waist.
This is what 80% of the food in Prague looks like.
Some people don’t take their jobs too seriously. “Did you mop the courtyard? The whole courtyard? Wow, that was fast.”
I’m glad I didn’t see this in Budapest. 
Categories: The Irresponsible Adult Trip
South of the Strait 
Ice cream inside your Trdelnik? That sounds sticky and uncomfortable.
Does every level of the Kafka head rotate? Very cool. I can see why you’d want to watch it for hours.
It does rotate. I shot some video but I can’t post video on my blog.
You have convinced me: I MUST visit the Kafka Museum!
Yes, it’s the bombdiggity and if you’re lucky they will be a German kid who never reads any of the exhibits and is somehow always in front of you…just like Kafka would have wanted.
Your shot of the Lennon wall is epic, as are many others here, but that one, wow. I have many photos of that from two visits and none come close.
I started playing with my iPhone a little bit on this trip. I have a bunch of time lapse videos that are really cool but my blog won’t allow me to post videos unless I upgrade. The Lennon wall is one of those panorama shots that usually goes badly because somebody walks in front of the shot and ends up looking like a ghost. Thanks, Bill.
Yay, I’m one of the .005%! But then, I”m an MSU basketball junkie. These photos are awesome. And the captions are pretty entertaining too.
Thanks, Scott. Sounds like Mr. Green might have a few more problems arising from that region. I have a couple new ones with HCA. My plan was to climb onto his shoulders and piggyback. Once I started to get up high I discovered that he wasn’t screwed to the ground all the way and was wiggling to get me off his shoulders. “I coulda died, Gilbert.” (Obscure 1990s movie reference.)
That’s what you get when you expect a fairy tale writer to have his feet planted firmly on the ground.
I suppose I should have known better.