Today we will be examining a manhole cover from the city of Vienna, Austria. In the United States, Vienna is primarily known as the place that produces those little sausages that come in cans. (I did not see any of these sausages while in Vienna, but there was an attempt to get me to eat liver paste for breakfast.) Vienna should be known for more than sausages but it is easier for Americans to remember facts related to food than anything else.
As you can see this manhole cover is going to be a challenge, but that is why God placed me on this spinning globe.
Vienna has a pretty boring manhole cover that is until I say the magic word: Illuminati!
At first glance this manhole cover appears to be pretty simple and utilitarian. That is exactly what the Illuminati want you to believe. Who are the illuminati and what do they have to do with Vienna’s manhole covers? I don’t really know, but ask anyone between the ages of 13 and 20 about the Illuminati and you will learn a great deal about the secret society that controls the world. How are the Illuminati connected to Vienna? Well, and I suppose I am taking quite a risk in writing this, the Hapsburg Dynasty and the Illuminati must be connected. One of the rules of secret societies and global control is that you don’t just go around blabbing about how you control everything, you make secret signals instead, because what is the fun of controlling the world if you do it publicly, anyone can do that.
So what secret messages are hidden on this manhole cover? First, let me draw your attention to the wavy lines in the center of the cover. Notice that there are three wavy lines, notice that the lines break the circle, notice that the wavy lines cover the little squares inside the circle. Now a careful observer would wonder about how many squares are being covered up by the wavy lines: Four full squares and two partial squares by my estimates. Hmm…what does it all mean? This is where the Illuminati are so tricky; they have you wondering if there is some secret message in the numbers and what the symbols might represent. The real hidden message is just a few centimeters away near the outer ring of the manhole cover.
Do you see it? The two letters: M N? Aha! What does that stand for? Well, I don’t really know because I believe those letters are actually W N. I know what you are thinking, in English a W makes a woo sound, but in Austrian a W makes a vee sound. What does it all mean? Is it possible that these letters represent directions? Yes, then is it possible that it is a map? Sure, why not. If it is a map, could guide you to a hidden doorway that leads to the Illuminati headquarters, there is only one way to know, someone in Vienna must find this manhole cover and follow the directions on the map. What directions? Well there is the big problem, I don’t really know. I suppose if I were Nicholas Cage and had a movie script it would be easier to figure out, but I will leave the searching up to my readers in Austria. Good luck and let me know how it goes.
Well, this brings me to the end of my wildly popular guide to European manhole covers series. Keep an eye out for those interesting manhole covers and if you see one you need analyzed don’t hesitate to let me know.
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I had to delete my original comment because it had too many references to manholes and it was making me uncomfortable. Anyway, good job writing about those things you’ve been writing about.
It is a fine line to walk when writing about those cover things. I think if I tagged the articles differently I could have really disappointed some folks.
I thought those wavy lines were the international symbol in tour books for air conditioning.
That’s a better explanation than anything I wrote.
I live in Vienna, where in Vienna is this manhole
I saw it on the ground. Somewhere downtown/old town but I’m not exactly sure where.
I have seen at least two of these manhole in the old town of Vienna
The W must stand for Wien (Vienna) not sure about the N but I am sure it is in German
Could the WN stand for the first and the last name in the German Vienna spelling – Wien?